Nonmembers are stupid and they all suck because they're too poor to buy a membership!
The Creation Of NonmembersEdit
Everybody was a nonmember at one point until the Evil Mouse bought Club Penguin and made every rich and snobby dumb
person penguin buy one. Those who could not afford one were left wearing either aprons or Card-Jitsu belts, just those, no pants.
- Usually, since nonmembers are very down-to-Earth and polite, they end up being the savoirs of Club Penguin, stopping all the DOOM!
- Bagels are a delicious treat. IMMA NOOB!